Thoughtful Oblivion

“Just another homo sapien wandering amidst the crowd to find the individuality.”

This site will haunt you.  You will try and try to get it out of your mind, but you just can’t make sense of it, no matter what way you shake it.  I have come to the realization that TV Satheesh was practicing his role for the film Idiocracy when he was abudcted by aliens and given the task of documenting life on earth.

TV’s documentation of earth life is poignant and perfect, whether he realizes it or not.  He switches from Kramer like antics to George like ponderings faster than you can say Kangaroo.  Phrases like: “The crude human nature from the fight of utter stinginess to the raw prudence of void; well, human evolution has come a long way than I could have ever imagined!” are nestled amongst lasting tales of friendship. “One guy had a fascination towards fries every time his head went tizzy,” he tells.  “No matter how much he ate, his last dish would always be loads of fries and ketchup! Once he had even ordered it as his dessert and thats when we knew he had too much at the formal dinner.”

Apparently the aliens that he is now living with understand things best if they are expressed in the form of equations.  TV tried to accomodate this logic pattern and provided some “bad equations” that I cannot call anything else.  Here is an example:

(Ana Nicole Smith / Oil Tycoon) – Oil Tycoon = Heart Attack

So, you take Anna Nicole and divide her by an Oil tycoon and then you take that answer and subtract the oil tycoon from it and you get a heart attack?  I hope I never have to explain this world to those beings, for I would not be able.